Queen Bee Passes Mindless Work to The Diva & Diva Will Make Appearance in Queen Bee Documentary

The Queen Bee is said to be “lightening her work load” and is beginning to pass on responsibilities to her family.  She has decided to pass the most mindless and brainless work to The Diva. One such role is her position as patron of the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, which she’s held for 64 years.  

I am sure the Queen Bee thought long and hard which position she should hand over to The Diva, with the least amount of probability of her screwing up.  So tennis was the answer!

My prediction is she will wear and short skirt and the camera will catch her having a Sharon Stone Crotch Flashing Basic Instinct moment or something … just a hunch.

Also, in other news, The Diva will appear in a documentary about the Queen’s reign for her upcoming 90th birthday.

The “big deal” about this is that it’s the Diva’s first interview since her super obnoxious engagement sit-down where she pretty much stated that she will not do any work and Bill has decided to being put on a leash take care of her family. Period.

Something (common sense) tells me that she was forced to do this documentary ….. because you know …. SHE’S THE FREAKING FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND! Something she seems to sweep under the rug over and over again.  Either way I cannot wait to see the robotic answers she will give with her fake accent in this documentary coming out in April/May.

What do you think folks?

New Format/Diva’s “New Mission”

Dear Readers,

I am sure you are sick and tired of hearing my excuses about my constant and long absence. But The Diva is sooooo dang boring that I find myself falling asleep on top of my keyboard every time I sit down to write about her.

I guess the best format moving forward – so we are all happy – is to link the latest news, articles, and blogs about the hardest working woman on Stepford St and let you discuss it!  I will give my two cents but most everything I have wanted to say you can read in my previous blogs …. nothing has changed.

So let’s chat about The Diva’s “new mission”: Kate’s new mission to become Princess of Hearts: Crusading Duchess to follow in Diana’s footsteps with secret visits to troubled children 

For some reason anytime The Diva and Pincess Di are mentioned in the same article this image pops into my head ….

Single-White-Female

Lazy Duo Attend Rugby World Cup and I SWEAR THEY ARE SO IN LOVE YOU GUYS!! I SWEAR, I MEAN IT, JUST LOOK!

On Friday, September 18th, a day after The Diva’s crazy busy and strenuous work day, The Lazy Duo decided to attend the 2015 Rugby World Cup opening ceremony in Twickenham, England, together.

The funniest thing that came out of that appearance is this article from Entertainment Tonight.  Click HERE to read.  One of their writers posted a HILARIOUS article stating that The Lazy Duo “Are Clearly Still Madly in Love And It’s the Sweetest.”

And I SWEAR – those words are a DIRECT QUOTE. The writer also proceeded (and I am not lying) to give a PLAY-BY-PLAY of WHY and HOW much The Lazy Duo were in love, backed with cringy pictures of The Diva whispering in Bill’s ear and them staring at each other smiling.

Kejdi Jani from Facebook wrapped this article the best in the comments section:

Of course they are. He has what every girl wants (Money, power and fame), and she has what every guy wants (pretty face, and a nice a..), whats there not to love. Try to be in love when you don’t have time for each other, because you are working 2/3 if the day..

GREAT POINT Kejdi! These two always look “for real” happy when they are not working and sucking the royal perks dry!

Something tells me that this writer is a copy-Kate and is trying to really hard not to take off her rose colored glasses, even though they are covered in mud at this point!  Seems like she is trying to convince herself more than anything …. anyways, I thought I would share for a good laugh. It seems as if The Diva’s comeback has me in hysterics.

Also, in other interesting news, I guess Charlie asked Bill if he can pick up some slack on royal duties.  Since Bill is the same mental age as his 2 year old son, he had a tantrum about how he still want to be “normal” and he would “rather not.”

This leaves a huge dilemma, with insiders saying Charles’s new brief has created a gap in the workings of the monarchy. William, who works as a full-time air ambulance helicopter pilot, undertook just 216 engagements last year. And who will continue Charles’s charitable work?

The answer at the moment, it seems, is not his elder son.

The Mail on Sunday has learned that Charles held discussions some months ago with Prince William about whether he would take over as head of the trust – but William indicated he would rather not. The discussions are thought to be a source of private distress to Charles, who fears his legacy may be abandoned if it is not kept within the family. Charles established the trust with the £7,500 severance pay he received when he left the Royal Navy in 1976. ……..

‘I think he had hoped his sons would take on more and help him out, but William and Harry are pursuing their own interests.’

William is thought to have told his father he wants to carry on with a ‘normal’ life for as long as possible.

ONE WORD COMES TO MIND: ABDICATE!

Side note: Charlie is 66 years old! Anything could happen at any time with him and his health and the “next in line” is so ill prepared it’s scary. That’s why I say that he should abdicate if he doesn’t care that much about the role. If he were to ever take it over, it would be the beginning of the end for the Monarchy. He should just step aside now. But he, his wife and her leachy family are too selfish AND “WAITED” too LONG for this. The RF2.0 will get their royal titles or die trying …..

Diva’s Back on Robot Duty and Showcases New Do (yikes!)

I am not going to lie …. I could not stop Lol’ing  when The Diva debuted (is that even a word?) her new “hairstyle” today. Click HERE to see the new do.

This is my brilliant theory on why she cut her hair like a 5 year old girl who took scissors to her own hair.

She obviously and annoyingly always plays with her hair and the new PR guys was probably like, “Diva, (yes, I pretend he calls her that too!), you GOTTA do something about that mess before we have another twirl-gate!”

So the solution (probably Tash’s idea (yucky, worst stylist ever!) – is to literally chop two pieces of her hair in the front where she always twirls and call them bangs.

This was the result …….

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Now you see why I was Lol’ing.

Anyways, As for everything else, blah blah blah. She’s still a lazy layabout, still a robot, still fake smiling on engagements and still has made ZERO contribution to society with her platform …..

Well unless you count the contribution she makes to all the naughty sites by constantly showing off her lady bits ….. #firetashtoday ……

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Guess who’s back, Diva’s back, tell a friend, guess who’s back ….

Diva’s back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back,
guess who’s back,
guess who’s back,
guess who’s back
guess who’s back
Guess who’s back…

Don’t you just love Eminem!

How AMAZING and refreshing has this break from The Diva – and her tacky camel-toey skinny jeans – been the past three months???

<SIGH>

But all good things must come to an end.

It’s not like The Diva really works anyways.  I guess what I was really happy about is the media black-out and this nice break from all that baseless crap and lies that they write about how “hard working” The Diva is.

Is it just me, or does anyone else get anxiety when you click open the Daily Fail and see the words “STUNS,” “KATE EFFECT,” “NORMAL,” “SHE HAS DONE IT AGAIN,” “JUST LIKE US,” “FASHION ICON” …  Maybe we should start a new support group. BADMS: Bloggers Against Diva Media Spin.

Anywho, not to get too much off topic, but there is nothing I wanted more for the Diva than for her to have a daughter! I was so happy when this happened.  There is going to be a LOT of questions and explaining to do to this little girl when she gets older! A daughter will, in a weird and profound way, hold her more accountable. Hopefully, Mommy Dearest doesn’t brainwash her like she did everyone else!

Welcome to the world Princess C!

And, not to pat myself on the back or anything, but I think the new PR guy is reading my blog and taking some serious notes. It seems like my idea that NO ONE wants to see The Lazy Duo resonated with the new PR guy. I always stated that Prince G is media gold for these two lazeabouts.

And that is exactly what Mr. PR gave us!

June 06 – Baby Pictures Released -Lazy Duo FINALLY released a super cute photo of the siblings.  Even thought The Diva took the photo.  Why would she ever let those royalties go to someone else!?
June 13 – Trooping of The Colour –  Prince G totally stole the show by sticking his tongue out, being cute and waving to everyone. The Diva was thankfully in the background where she belongs.  Don’t get me started on Bill …..
June 15 – Charity polo match – Prince G was running about being all cute about himself. The media tried to point out how “SLIM AND SKINNY The Diva is six weeks post birth” O.M.G NO. ONE. CARES!!!! Once again, when Prince G is in the pictures NO ONE cares about her and she is overshadowed by the plumpmaster prince himself.  Camel-toey skinny jeans always overshadow The Diva and make the world cringe a little! #throwaway #firetashtoday

What I like about seeing the kiddos is the excitement and innocence they have.  The thing that has been lost with The Lazy Duo since they got married is the excitement to be royal. They have been nothing but Debbie Downer curmudgeons. They look like they are getting tortured when they make an appearance and alls they do is suck the royal perks dry with zero in return. It was very refreshing to see a royal get excited about a royal event … even if he is only a year and a half! Excitement from the top trickles down to the people.

I still think The Lazy Duo should abdicate and go hide and “be private” in Amner Hall forever.  However, I will take the Prince G pics any day of the week!

I hope and pray The Diva stays hidden for the rest of the summer. I love this Diva time out and want it to last a little longer.

Oh wait … Princess C’s super duper private secret baptism is coming in early July :/

Spin, Spin, Spin! I get sooo dizzy!

Here we go again.

SPIN. SPIN. SPIN. 

Lazy Duo lie about due date – giving an earlier date – and the press try to brainwash us that she is a week overdue. In the meantime, she is swimming with Prince G at Buckingham Palace.  This happened last pregnancy as well.

SPIN. SPIN. SPIN.

Then the PR spin get out of control by claiming that The Diva is so GRAND and has been beautifully transformed the last four years.  Click HERE to read the article.

Seems like the new PR guy is picking up the poop in Prince G’s diapers, throwing it against the wall and seeing if it sticks.

This was my favorite quote: Wants to live a ‘normal life’ but is thought to be grand behind the scenes”

TRANSLATION – Diva is doing a GRAND job spending the taxpayers money and a GRAND job mooching off the royal perks without having to work and hiding behind the “normal” excuse!!! Blah blah blah at this point

Actually, after the “spare” is born she is officially “done” and “safe” with her duties in her eyes. The wait and fear of these perks ever being taken away will be officially over!

In the meantime, I cannot think of one instance where she has said or done anything to make any kind of positive change in the world with her powerful platform on ANY issue. NOTHING. All of her appearances are filled with vacant stares and being a robot. And to be quite honest, I don’t even like her fashion sense. I think she cheapens the monarchy with her short skirt, jackets and not dressing age appropriate.

In fact, all we have seen the last four years is her naked body parts …. at least 10 times.

So Happy Anniversary Lazy Duo! You are still as lazy and entitled as when you got married 4 years ago!

Also, do you think she is having a boy or a girl?

To My Readers

Dear Readers,

Thank you for your comments, questions and concerns.  I cannot apologize anymore for my MIA, as it is by design.

The reality is my beautiful baby is not the reason for this blog getting shorter and not writing as much. It is The Diva herself. It’s actually EXHAUSTING writing the same comments for someone for almost 3 years.  It is like I can copy and paste all my old blogs and they are still as relevant as they were when I started.  I can now sympathize with The Diva – as I now know what being a robot feels like #ZINGER

I also understand that it is very easy to take things personal when you have invested so many emotions and have dedicated time in reading a blog. I GET IT!  People react in different way and lashing out seems like an easy solution for some. But do not fret! I do not take anything personally and I appreciate your loyalty to this blog and anyone who sticks up for me.  I read everything you write and I will commit these things to you:

  • I will commit to updating my Diva 2015 Tally.
  • Once every two weeks I will post articles that I like so you can comment and have a forum to discuss this hot topic.
  • When The Diva comes back from maternity leave I will begin blogging more.

THANKS AGAIN and remember “Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.”

xo, DoD

UPDATE: Back in 2012 I had posted that I am always open to contributing authors. Click HERE for the details and directions.

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