On Friday, September 18th, a day after The Diva’s crazy busy and strenuous work day, The Lazy Duo decided to attend the 2015 Rugby World Cup opening ceremony in Twickenham, England, together.

The funniest thing that came out of that appearance is this article from Entertainment Tonight.  Click HERE to read.  One of their writers posted a HILARIOUS article stating that The Lazy Duo “Are Clearly Still Madly in Love And It’s the Sweetest.”

And I SWEAR – those words are a DIRECT QUOTE. The writer also proceeded (and I am not lying) to give a PLAY-BY-PLAY of WHY and HOW much The Lazy Duo were in love, backed with cringy pictures of The Diva whispering in Bill’s ear and them staring at each other smiling.

Kejdi Jani from Facebook wrapped this article the best in the comments section:

Of course they are. He has what every girl wants (Money, power and fame), and she has what every guy wants (pretty face, and a nice a..), whats there not to love. Try to be in love when you don’t have time for each other, because you are working 2/3 if the day..

GREAT POINT Kejdi! These two always look “for real” happy when they are not working and sucking the royal perks dry!

Something tells me that this writer is a copy-Kate and is trying to really hard not to take off her rose colored glasses, even though they are covered in mud at this point!  Seems like she is trying to convince herself more than anything …. anyways, I thought I would share for a good laugh. It seems as if The Diva’s comeback has me in hysterics.

Also, in other interesting news, I guess Charlie asked Bill if he can pick up some slack on royal duties.  Since Bill is the same mental age as his 2 year old son, he had a tantrum about how he still want to be “normal” and he would “rather not.”

This leaves a huge dilemma, with insiders saying Charles’s new brief has created a gap in the workings of the monarchy. William, who works as a full-time air ambulance helicopter pilot, undertook just 216 engagements last year. And who will continue Charles’s charitable work?

The answer at the moment, it seems, is not his elder son.

The Mail on Sunday has learned that Charles held discussions some months ago with Prince William about whether he would take over as head of the trust – but William indicated he would rather not. The discussions are thought to be a source of private distress to Charles, who fears his legacy may be abandoned if it is not kept within the family. Charles established the trust with the £7,500 severance pay he received when he left the Royal Navy in 1976. ……..

‘I think he had hoped his sons would take on more and help him out, but William and Harry are pursuing their own interests.’

William is thought to have told his father he wants to carry on with a ‘normal’ life for as long as possible.


Side note: Charlie is 66 years old! Anything could happen at any time with him and his health and the “next in line” is so ill prepared it’s scary. That’s why I say that he should abdicate if he doesn’t care that much about the role. If he were to ever take it over, it would be the beginning of the end for the Monarchy. He should just step aside now. But he, his wife and her leachy family are too selfish AND “WAITED” too LONG for this. The RF2.0 will get their royal titles or die trying …..

Diva’s Back on Robot Duty and Showcases New Do (yikes!)

I am not going to lie …. I could not stop Lol’ing  when The Diva debuted (is that even a word?) her new “hairstyle” today. Click HERE to see the new do.

This is my brilliant theory on why she cut her hair like a 5 year old girl who took scissors to her own hair.

She obviously and annoyingly always plays with her hair and the new PR guys was probably like, “Diva, (yes, I pretend he calls her that too!), you GOTTA do something about that mess before we have another twirl-gate!”

So the solution (probably Tash’s idea (yucky, worst stylist ever!) – is to literally chop two pieces of her hair in the front where she always twirls and call them bangs.

This was the result …….


Now you see why I was Lol’ing.

Anyways, As for everything else, blah blah blah. She’s still a lazy layabout, still a robot, still fake smiling on engagements and still has made ZERO contribution to society with her platform …..

Well unless you count the contribution she makes to all the naughty sites by constantly showing off her lady bits ….. #firetashtoday ……


Guess who’s back, Diva’s back, tell a friend, guess who’s back ….

Diva’s back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back,
guess who’s back,
guess who’s back,
guess who’s back
guess who’s back
Guess who’s back…

Don’t you just love Eminem!

How AMAZING and refreshing has this break from The Diva – and her tacky camel-toey skinny jeans – been the past three months???


But all good things must come to an end.

It’s not like The Diva really works anyways.  I guess what I was really happy about is the media black-out and this nice break from all that baseless crap and lies that they write about how “hard working” The Diva is.

Is it just me, or does anyone else get anxiety when you click open the Daily Fail and see the words “STUNS,” “KATE EFFECT,” “NORMAL,” “SHE HAS DONE IT AGAIN,” “JUST LIKE US,” “FASHION ICON” …  Maybe we should start a new support group. BADMS: Bloggers Against Diva Media Spin.

Anywho, not to get too much off topic, but there is nothing I wanted more for the Diva than for her to have a daughter! I was so happy when this happened.  There is going to be a LOT of questions and explaining to do to this little girl when she gets older! A daughter will, in a weird and profound way, hold her more accountable. Hopefully, Mommy Dearest doesn’t brainwash her like she did everyone else!

Welcome to the world Princess C!

And, not to pat myself on the back or anything, but I think the new PR guy is reading my blog and taking some serious notes. It seems like my idea that NO ONE wants to see The Lazy Duo resonated with the new PR guy. I always stated that Prince G is media gold for these two lazeabouts.

And that is exactly what Mr. PR gave us!

June 06 – Baby Pictures Released -Lazy Duo FINALLY released a super cute photo of the siblings.  Even thought The Diva took the photo.  Why would she ever let those royalties go to someone else!?
June 13 – Trooping of The Colour –  Prince G totally stole the show by sticking his tongue out, being cute and waving to everyone. The Diva was thankfully in the background where she belongs.  Don’t get me started on Bill …..
June 15 – Charity polo match – Prince G was running about being all cute about himself. The media tried to point out how “SLIM AND SKINNY The Diva is six weeks post birth” O.M.G NO. ONE. CARES!!!! Once again, when Prince G is in the pictures NO ONE cares about her and she is overshadowed by the plumpmaster prince himself.  Camel-toey skinny jeans always overshadow The Diva and make the world cringe a little! #throwaway #firetashtoday

What I like about seeing the kiddos is the excitement and innocence they have.  The thing that has been lost with The Lazy Duo since they got married is the excitement to be royal. They have been nothing but Debbie Downer curmudgeons. They look like they are getting tortured when they make an appearance and alls they do is suck the royal perks dry with zero in return. It was very refreshing to see a royal get excited about a royal event … even if he is only a year and a half! Excitement from the top trickles down to the people.

I still think The Lazy Duo should abdicate and go hide and “be private” in Amner Hall forever.  However, I will take the Prince G pics any day of the week!

I hope and pray The Diva stays hidden for the rest of the summer. I love this Diva time out and want it to last a little longer.

Oh wait … Princess C’s super duper private secret baptism is coming in early July :/

Spin, Spin, Spin! I get sooo dizzy!

Here we go again.


Lazy Duo lie about due date – giving an earlier date – and the press try to brainwash us that she is a week overdue. In the meantime, she is swimming with Prince G at Buckingham Palace.  This happened last pregnancy as well.


Then the PR spin get out of control by claiming that The Diva is so GRAND and has been beautifully transformed the last four years.  Click HERE to read the article.

Seems like the new PR guy is picking up the poop in Prince G’s diapers, throwing it against the wall and seeing if it sticks.

This was my favorite quote: Wants to live a ‘normal life’ but is thought to be grand behind the scenes”

TRANSLATION – Diva is doing a GRAND job spending the taxpayers money and a GRAND job mooching off the royal perks without having to work and hiding behind the “normal” excuse!!! Blah blah blah at this point

Actually, after the “spare” is born she is officially “done” and “safe” with her duties in her eyes. The wait and fear of these perks ever being taken away will be officially over!

In the meantime, I cannot think of one instance where she has said or done anything to make any kind of positive change in the world with her powerful platform on ANY issue. NOTHING. All of her appearances are filled with vacant stares and being a robot. And to be quite honest, I don’t even like her fashion sense. I think she cheapens the monarchy with her short skirt, jackets and not dressing age appropriate.

In fact, all we have seen the last four years is her naked body parts …. at least 10 times.

So Happy Anniversary Lazy Duo! You are still as lazy and entitled as when you got married 4 years ago!

Also, do you think she is having a boy or a girl?

To My Readers

Dear Readers,

Thank you for your comments, questions and concerns.  I cannot apologize anymore for my MIA, as it is by design.

The reality is my beautiful baby is not the reason for this blog getting shorter and not writing as much. It is The Diva herself. It’s actually EXHAUSTING writing the same comments for someone for almost 3 years.  It is like I can copy and paste all my old blogs and they are still as relevant as they were when I started.  I can now sympathize with The Diva – as I now know what being a robot feels like #ZINGER

I also understand that it is very easy to take things personal when you have invested so many emotions and have dedicated time in reading a blog. I GET IT!  People react in different way and lashing out seems like an easy solution for some. But do not fret! I do not take anything personally and I appreciate your loyalty to this blog and anyone who sticks up for me.  I read everything you write and I will commit these things to you:

  • I will commit to updating my Diva 2015 Tally.
  • Once every two weeks I will post articles that I like so you can comment and have a forum to discuss this hot topic.
  • When The Diva comes back from maternity leave I will begin blogging more.

THANKS AGAIN and remember “Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.”

xo, DoD

UPDATE: Back in 2012 I had posted that I am always open to contributing authors. Click HERE for the details and directions.

Could Your Ever Imagine The Diva In This Leadership Role!???

The defiance of Jordan: Queen Rania leads thousands of protesters on the streets of Amman to honour ‘Martyr Moaz’ who was burned alive by ISIS 


January Month In Review (2015)

Hello Dear Readers!

Since The Diva barely works, I figured it might be easier for me to have a monthly performance review blog post to save time (and my sanity). As much as I love repeating myself  for a third year, I have more important things to focus on.

This new format will continue to showcase just how much The Diva does not work, continues to take advantage of her platform, abuses her power and as one of my readers @MLouise pointed out “is given (undeserved) credit.”

So 2015 began with The Diva taking a month off for the holidays and letting her family take advantage of her royal perks by letting them freeload in her castles/mansions and dissing the Queen Bee in the meantime by barely spending anytime with the RF1.0 . Basically this was a RF2.0 vacation before their big Jan vacation.

Knowing that the public despises her family and the backlash from last years laziness, SOMEONE  must have advised she so SOMETHING before she jest off for Mustique.  So she did her last minute cluster appearance thingy and banged out several appearances all at once so she can disappear to doing what she always does; shopping and vacationing.

This is what January 2015 looked like:

  1. January 14, 2015 – Shopping. Always Shopping & “Three Musketeers” get their own Instagram and Twitter accounts.
  2. January 15, 2015 – Barlby Primary School – Name New Art Room
  3. January 16, 2015 – The Fostering Network Visit
  4. January 19, 2015 – Family Friends Visit
  5. January 22, 2015 – Shopping
  6. January 23, 2015 – Vacation to Mustique with RF2.0

Same old. Same old. Lazy and loving her royal perks!

Important January 2015 Diva Notes:

  • Diva spent more time flying to Mustiqiue than on engagements this month. Let alone counting her time actually vacationing and celebrating Mommy Dearests’ big 6-0. Safe to say Mommy Dearests’ dreams have all come true …. well except having a royal title. But I am sure that will be happening sooner than later.
  • The most interesting thing that stuck out this month, is that when The Diva got caught in her true element – shopping -and didn’t realize eyes were on her, she looks absolutely MISERABLE! It just goes to show how much of a robot and “on’ she truly is on her engagements and also showcases how unhappy she is in “real life.”
  • The Lazy Duo’s new PR guy, begins in February. I hope he reads my blog! I don’t know how sustainable this role really is for him or anyone for that matter. But I am sure he will be putting out some puke-worthy articles that will make us laugh and or throw up in our mouths. If he knows what is good for him he should get out pictures and stories out about Prince Plump and baby #2 ASAP.
  • PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE check out the @KensingtonRoyal on Instagram and Twitter. The pics of the Diva are UBER awkward. And of course, they take the lazy way out AGAIN and create accounts for three people. That way they don’t have to manage the accounts, have any unique voice about anything and of course NOT WORK at it.
  • The #FIRETASHTODAY campaign continues.

I would love to know your thoughts on the Diva’s embarrassing January work load!





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