Diva’s back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back,
guess who’s back,
guess who’s back,
guess who’s back
guess who’s back
Guess who’s back…
Don’t you just love Eminem!
How AMAZING and refreshing has this break from The Diva – and her tacky camel-toey skinny jeans – been the past three months???
But all good things must come to an end.
It’s not like The Diva really works anyways. I guess what I was really happy about is the media black-out and this nice break from all that baseless crap and lies that they write about how “hard working” The Diva is.
Is it just me, or does anyone else get anxiety when you click open the Daily Fail and see the words “STUNS,” “KATE EFFECT,” “NORMAL,” “SHE HAS DONE IT AGAIN,” “JUST LIKE US,” “FASHION ICON” … Maybe we should start a new support group. BADMS: Bloggers Against Diva Media Spin.
Anywho, not to get too much off topic, but there is nothing I wanted more for the Diva than for her to have a daughter! I was so happy when this happened. There is going to be a LOT of questions and explaining to do to this little girl when she gets older! A daughter will, in a weird and profound way, hold her more accountable. Hopefully, Mommy Dearest doesn’t brainwash her like she did everyone else!
Welcome to the world Princess C!
And, not to pat myself on the back or anything, but I think the new PR guy is reading my blog and taking some serious notes. It seems like my idea that NO ONE wants to see The Lazy Duo resonated with the new PR guy. I always stated that Prince G is media gold for these two lazeabouts.
And that is exactly what Mr. PR gave us!
June 06 – Baby Pictures Released -Lazy Duo FINALLY released a super cute photo of the siblings. Even thought The Diva took the photo. Why would she ever let those royalties go to someone else!?
June 13 – Trooping of The Colour – Prince G totally stole the show by sticking his tongue out, being cute and waving to everyone. The Diva was thankfully in the background where she belongs. Don’t get me started on Bill …..
June 15 – Charity polo match – Prince G was running about being all cute about himself. The media tried to point out how “SLIM AND SKINNY The Diva is six weeks post birth” O.M.G NO. ONE. CARES!!!! Once again, when Prince G is in the pictures NO ONE cares about her and she is overshadowed by the plumpmaster prince himself. Camel-toey skinny jeans always overshadow The Diva and make the world cringe a little! #throwaway #firetashtoday
What I like about seeing the kiddos is the excitement and innocence they have. The thing that has been lost with The Lazy Duo since they got married is the excitement to be royal. They have been nothing but Debbie Downer curmudgeons. They look like they are getting tortured when they make an appearance and alls they do is suck the royal perks dry with zero in return. It was very refreshing to see a royal get excited about a royal event … even if he is only a year and a half! Excitement from the top trickles down to the people.
I still think The Lazy Duo should abdicate and go hide and “be private” in Amner Hall forever. However, I will take the Prince G pics any day of the week!
I hope and pray The Diva stays hidden for the rest of the summer. I love this Diva time out and want it to last a little longer.
Oh wait … Princess C’s super duper private secret baptism is coming in early July